I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE! It’s too difficult. I tried you guys. I tried my hardest but I hate it. I hate every minute of it. The whole time I just want to curl up into a ball and cry. I thought it would be easy. I thought I could convince myself it’s what I really wanted, but I don’t. I don’t want this at all. I never did.
So goodbye seed cycling. I tried you. I tried my best. I really really really hate flax seeds. Pumpkin, sunflower, sesame sure. I could eat them for days. But flax! WTF are they even? They look like bugs guys. BUGS! There could be bugs in there. How would I even know? Right so if you’re seed cycling, you’re supposed to grind the seeds. Okay, I thought, this would make the flax more bearable. It didn’t. I could still feel their bugness swishing around in my mouth. I tried to disguise them with vinegar in salads, but I knew. I knew they were still there taunting me.
So I bought this grinder and a ton of seeds. I think it would be wasteful to just give it up, so I’m gonna still eat pumpkin and the sesame/sunflower, but goodbye forever flax. You’re gross and I hate you.