I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE!  It’s too difficult.  I tried you guys.  I tried my hardest but I hate it.  I hate every minute of it.  The whole time I just want to curl up into a ball and cry.  I thought it would be easy.  I thought I could convince myself it’s what I really wanted, but I don’t.  I don’t want this at all.  I never did.

So goodbye seed cycling.  I tried you.  I tried my best.  I really really really hate flax seeds.  Pumpkin, sunflower, sesame sure.  I could eat them for days.  But flax!  WTF are they even?  They look like bugs guys.  BUGS!  There could be bugs in there.  How would I even know?  Right so if you’re seed cycling, you’re supposed to grind the seeds.  Okay, I thought, this would make the flax more bearable.  It didn’t.  I could still feel their bugness swishing around in my mouth.  I tried to disguise them with vinegar in salads, but I knew.  I knew they were still there taunting me.

So I bought this grinder and a ton of seeds. I think it would be wasteful to just give it up, so I’m gonna still eat pumpkin and the sesame/sunflower, but goodbye forever flax.  You’re gross and I hate you.